UnderCover Waitress: Decaf Coffee Confusion

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Decaf Coffee Confusion

A friend and co-worker couldn't stop giggling and shaking her head. I asked her what was up, and she told me that "that guy" (and, of course, she pointed him out) had wandered in for a cup of coffee to go. She had asked him whether he wanted regular or decaf, and he responded, "Drinking decaf coffee is like having sex with your clothes on. What's the point?"

Probably not the response she was expecting on a Sunday morning, but the guy made a compelling argument! It got me thinking recently about the "Instant human, genius, or insert identity here, just add coffee" craze. I love my coffee. Heck, I need my coffee. One pot for me, one pot for everybody else to share. Keep your hands off my pot of coffee...

Feeling inspired, I created an "Instant Confusion: Just Add Decaf" design now available in the Under Cover Waitress Shop. I know if somebody slipped me decaf in the morning the results could be disastrous...

Enjoy browsing, if you are so inclined. 


  1. We shall have to disagree on coffee... I can't stand the stuff.

    Tea, on the other hand... Earl Grey, Irish breakfast, or English breakfast, with lots of sugar, of course. With some extra sugar to top it off. That's good!

  2. Actually, I like both coffee and tea! Green tea is an excellent after dinner beverage.


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