UnderCover Waitress: Wonderful SPAM!

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Wonderful SPAM!

So, my new friend TurtleSub left a comment yesterday, but the blogger software put it straight into the spam comments and it never showed up. I believe blogger does this when there are links in the comment, but I am not sure. It happens rarely.

TurtleSub left another message saying he/she/it wasn't trying to spam, but this was before I even opened up my messages and saw the first comment. So, at first I responded with a short explanation in my own comments section. A little while later, I thought, "Meh. Not a big deal." I deleted and expected this to be the end of it.

I received another comment from TurtleSub: "Maybe you should lose the feed the fish thing too."

PHBLT. Passive-aggressive, much? Funny, but deleted. Didn't want to encourage an oppositional relationship.

Silly me.

The next one tickled my funny bone and made me smile, but TurtleSub, seriously, it was much too long and repititious to keep in the comments. Here it is in its entirety for all to see; everyone should scroll down to read below it because there are more funnies at the bottom:

"Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends? "

I have the sneaking suspicion that this is not entirely original. If I have to pay royalties, I am billing TurtleSub.

Then, when the long comment disappeared, I received this new comment: "Im begining to feel like this is a one sided relationship." [sic]

That awkward moment when tea is sprayed all over the computer. In a good way.

If I had more of a mean streak, I'd keep deleting and waiting for more presents in my inbox. This person has a good sense of humor and is amusing me. But alas, TurtleSub, I'm actually a rather nice person. I got in touch with my inner bitch on the dining room floor, but I pretty much leave her there when I go home.

Peace. You can park your shell on my blog anytime. 

2 comments :

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    1. Yeah. I should have kept deleting because it was rather entertaining, but once s/he got me to respond, the fun stopped. Oh, well.

      Delete

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