Good morning, dear readers. Today's post is not for the faint of heart.
I like to look at the keywords that bring people to my blog. I have noticed a rather disturbing search request, of late. It seems people are asking Google if Tilted Kilt waitresses wear underpants. I'm not kidding.
That question in itself is enough of a punch-line to end the post right there. However, I want to add, for the record:
I DON'T KNOW. Nor do I particularly want to, but I hope so.
Just in case I haven't freaked anybody out enough yet, I found the following in Amazon. Again, I'm not kidding.
For those of you looking for a truly unique Christmas gift, or have a Tilted Kilt waitress on your shopping list this year:
I like to look at the keywords that bring people to my blog. I have noticed a rather disturbing search request, of late. It seems people are asking Google if Tilted Kilt waitresses wear underpants. I'm not kidding.
That question in itself is enough of a punch-line to end the post right there. However, I want to add, for the record:
I DON'T KNOW. Nor do I particularly want to, but I hope so.
Just in case I haven't freaked anybody out enough yet, I found the following in Amazon. Again, I'm not kidding.
For those of you looking for a truly unique Christmas gift, or have a Tilted Kilt waitress on your shopping list this year:
I'm with you. I hope so, too!
ReplyDeleteI hope they do. I imagine the choice is up to them--I don't see how a restaurant could legally enforce a 'no underwear' policy.
ReplyDeleteAs for the chastidy belt--I could see that being some weird sex toy for those so inclined.
@servingupanattitude: oh, dear, now I'm blushing... lol.
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