UnderCover Waitress: Mugs 'n' Jugs 'n' Poetic Justice

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Mugs 'n' Jugs 'n' Poetic Justice

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Perhaps I should feel guilty for thinking this is funny... or perhaps not.

A waitress at Mugs 'N' Jugs breastaurant skimmed customer credit cards and ran up a bunch of illegal charges. Part of me thinks it serves everybody involved right (no pun intended.)

Customers and victims of the credit card fraud who agreed to be interviewed told tales of the waitress's horrible service. She seems to possess neither people skills nor waitress skills. This is not a surprise.

Waitress job requirements at Mugs 'n' Jugs are similar to those at any other breastaurant. The women must be willing to wear hot pants, a tight fitting tank top that is too small and have large breasts that will partly fall out of said tightly fitting tank top. A flat tummy helps, as does willingness to be viewed as a sex object and toy. A big smile and the ability to keep your boobies bouncing as you walk are desirable qualities in this "job."

Where do these people get off expecting that their waitress at a joint like this cares about refilling their coffee? They saw her cleavage, now tip and leave.

Even funnier, the "waitress" targeted customers who had the audacity to make her work at waitressing. Meaning, if you stared at her ass but didn't need a side of ranch dressing, you were not victimized. Expect her to know the answer to a question about the menu? Ask for a drink refill? Expect to be offered dessert? Prepare to have you credit card skimmed.

Home, sweet home. 
I do not condone stealing. I do not condone adding extra tip amounts to what the customer tipped, and I certainly do not condone using a credit card skimmer to commit fraud. I am glad the brat got caught.

But the personal dynamics are funny. People want restaurant service so they go to an establishment that hires based upon bust size, weight and age. Go figure. And the spoiled rotten but busty brat targeted customers who expected her to perform waitressing job duties. Maybe she knew better than anybody that that was not what she was hired for...? The vacant stare in her mug shot belies an ability to think anything, however.

Some writers would end this blog post "Pay cash." Not I. Eat in a real restaurant that stays in business offering good food and professional service. 

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